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18.4.16

Model Expo 2016

The Helsinki Model Expo came and went, and I visited it again. Over the last nine years I've only missed one. Again I took a few silly photos while walking around, in the early Saturday morning.

Hw-314

The first thing I encountered was the Aviation Museum's Hawk, you could even sit inside. I was told by the guy watching over it that it had been shown to the general public three times before. They'd taken off the wings and the engine part (the rear), but otherwise it was complete.


The pilot's place

Rear seat


Palikkatakomo

The usual madness was loose at the Palikkatakomo stand. Their city was, I think, a bit larger than the last year, but I couldn't say for sure. There were some more moving parts now, unless I'm badly mistaken. For example, there was a nice Viking ship that was rocking back and forth, in the first photo. Now if they added a tiny speaker blasting people's screams and yelling to enhance that amusement park a bit...





I really couldn't think what these Classic Space guys were doing with that Tiger, but I guess it's not that important. The main thing to me is, that there's always something interesting hidden in places.






This time the load of cars we recognize from movies and tv shows were in their own exhibit, nicely with a cheatsheet. I do claim that I've seen a bunch of these before (or a couple of them, anyway) over the years, more or less hidden on the streets and alleys of the megacity.



I absolutely adored the ship-and-fortress corner. And I remember, when I was a little kid when the pirates vs governor's troops was a new theme and I drooled and drooled at the pirate ship. Still, I never got it.











You can see the guy who got stuck into the revolving door. I was laughing at it, but I didn't get a handy photo that'd shown that the setup was moving. Now if you take a very close look, you may be able to tell that the guy is just a bit blurrier than his static friends.



The Simpsons theme ahoy
I loved the construction site as well. I tried to think but I really couldn't remember ever seeing as cool a setup as this one 8)




Big boats

I had taken a load of photos of the large ships. Sadly only two of them were deemed worthy of releasing, all the others had a thing or two gone wrong. The Tirpitz was very cleverly laid on a printout of itself.



The world's on its tracks

Someone or many someones had built some Finnish themed rail-going vehicles. There were both M100 and M200 trains (I believe) of the Helsinki Metro. Sadly they don't have the habit of using sound effects on these, as I've always really enjoyed the weird noise that the M100 train makes. Yes, I'm that weird and I admit to it.

Next to the metro there were a few trams running in circles, too. Again I assume they were, just like the metro, all the tram types that have run so far. But if and when I'm wrong, please let me know.



In this very tight-looking corner a few trains were circling around, I claim I've seen those types live as well. Of course I haven't got the faintest clue of the types and models, but they looked very familiar to me. I like watching these things from the side, even if I don't really understand the finer details.



IPMS

I'll begin by admitting that I almost didn't find the stand itself on my first time around. Then I noticed that hey, "here they are, but with only one table? " And a part of that table was dedicated to selling some vintage model kits. I went through it and kept gonig. On my second pass I realized that they had a couple more tables after all. I blame this silliness on the early time of day (9:45).

While looking at the photos afterwards, I thought (again) that  I should've first taken a photo of the subsection's or category's title and then shoot the models. That'd made the commenting on these things a load easier. Now I'm just looking at the photos and guessing the themes is a bit of a dark art for someone outside the IPMSfi (or someone who just can't remember pointless details like that). So I apologize if I'm speaking sillily about any of these.

Centenarians

They started strongly with a huge horde of different sorts of tanks under the title "The Tank 100 years". Those machines used to be horrific, ugly monsters and the modern ones aren't pretty either. But hey, I'm a WWII-Wehrmacht tank guy, and I just can't appreciate the fresh tin cans :)




Air fleets

Someone had assembled a respectable collection of civil planes. The flying doghouses in the last photos were cool too. I am the first to admit that my nerves wouldn't hold the fighting with all those cables and wires...





The busts/figures were neat. I don't really think I'd dare to try something as visible and large-scaled as these. The 1/35 scale people are scary enough for me.


Under the war hammer

I think that there was somewhat less of the Warhammer 40,000 objects this time round. The heavy metal Orks were amusing. Those things in the middle photo, I have absolutely nothing I can say about them, other than I guess that they were some anime things. Then the last photo's GW world's tanks were exceptionally dark. At my first glance I thought they were only primed and waiting for the proper paintjob...


Don't ask, I've absolutely no clue at all


From other times and worlds

Somehow I didn't take a better photo of the tiny soldiers, I guess it was because I got stuck staring at the scifi jet with forward-swept wings. I'd liked that one so much more with a proper camo instead of the boring air force grey. Somehow the rear part of the plane looks like a mecha, not a jet, but but but...



The AT-ST was pretty and calmly weathered. I'm assuming that the pose has been modified, or this kit was just that much better than my ancient AT-ST kit and knew how to turn, twist and rotate straight OOB. Of course I could've wished for some footprints on the base, so it wouldn't look as "I fell from the sky" as it now does (and even then it should have some sort of a dustoff effect around it). That's the only complain I had.

Floatin'

There were loads of boats. A Vesikko-like submarine was cleverly sealed into a box. It had a few underwater friends, each from a bit smaller scale than the previous one. Then there was that microscope-scale aircraft carrier and a couple of reasonably large sailing ships.

As I've said before, I just can't understand sailships, but the sheer amount of ropes, cables and what wires is just fascinating. And how accurate that stuff has to be. I raise my hat and steer clear.






More flying deathtraps

After the ships I found myself looking at a new set of planes. They always seem to be the most popular theme, year after year and Model Expo after Model Expo. I'm most cool with that, I like watching and admiring the results of skilled builders and painters (and secretly loathe them, for I suck at those).

A Salamander with the frog-eater's roundels? Wth?

F-18E Super Hornet







Not a Fw-190 D but a Ta-152

P-43 Lancer

Bf-109 K 4

Nieuport 17



Back on tracks

My path took me back on the ground and on tracks, as it should be. The same basic types have always been popular and therefore most presented. That's why these photos always contain loads of SdKfz 251/xs, Panzer IVs, Panthers, Tigers, Königstigers, T-34s and so on.

Then there's always that someone (or more of them) who has done Something Completely Different, such as that Mk A Whippet, that was a mindnumblingly ugly tank, even by the Soviet style standard of that time. But they bring a healthy, nice change to the more typical setup. I don't mean that there's anything wrong with building Tigers and those, on the contrary. I do that, as my favourites are what they are: the usual ones. I just enjoy everything that breaks the routines and reminds that hey, even I could do something else every once in a while.





Mk A Whippet

Ps 273-39, Leopard 2A4



Dioramas

The diorama section is one of my general favourites. They always have something clever, like this Gladiators in the year 100. This sand-arena base worked exceptionally well, I approve!


It took me a second glance, but the burned-out hulk of junk KV was a reimagining of an old photo. I guess these are also seen before here and there, but I liked the idea.



"A British task force in Käkisalmi", year x, if I recall correctly

Auf zur Ostfront

Auf zur Ostfront

I love this pose

Civilian vehicles

As is known, I just have no competence saying anything about trucks, lorries or racecars. They looked fine, so good job from my amateur point of view.


Adam West's Batmobile from the preproduction phase





The special table

There was a lot of not-plastic-models on the last table, such as this 1:1 driveable horse.



A heavy artillery truck (Uragan - MAZ-7310 (or some other variant)) with a firing-ready missile. I really don't know why, but from the Soviet hulks these have always fascinated me. They're insanely ugly, bulky and look ungainly as hell, but still I find them cool.




The Komet capture by the British was handily broken into parts. Out of these planes I couldn't say why they were here and not earlier with the other planes. Maybe I really remember this the next year, so I can comment a bit more cleverly... or less idiotically at least.









After the planes there were a couple of doll houses or something like them. Neat builds, I say. After the houselets there were some weaved things and I really couldn't say a thing about them... they were so far away from my area of expertise.




Working with this Devil's Fist would require some more brawn than the palm-sized ones. In addition this one had 2x6 ends while the ones I've frustrated myself with had just 2x2. No, I'm not a puzzle person.


The 1/10 scale Spitfire was awe-inspiring. Just like, as the paper slip said, that it was self-made and not a kit. But I guess that's what many RC-people end up doing if they want something less ordinary - and if they have the skills.



This baby blue Bugatti was completely scratch built. The guy watching over the desk said that there was one mistaek. It was the wrong shade of blue (iirc it was too light) but I didn't think of asking "compared to what?" Anyway, it was insane.




13.4.16

The TIE assembly, pt II

The Solar Collector Panels

At last I returned to the TIE and its solar collector panels. I thought it'd be easiest, or in a sense, somewhat faster, to first prepare the A sides of both panels and then the B sides. To make everything much, much more pleasant for the builder, both the panels and the wing braces had matching numbers on them. This way it was much easier to find the proper pieces, as opposed to staring at the map and the metal sheets.


Getting the first half of the first panel took something like twenty minutes. The second one went together somewhat faster as the process was familiar. After all the pressing, bending, squeezing and manhandling the braces weren't arrow-straight as the instructions expected. I did straighten them out a bit, but I was going to do that much more thoroughly when the wings were all done. The B-sides were going to take at least an equal amount of work and fooling around.



B-sides

Installing the wing braces on the flipsides didn't take more than half an hour in the end. Somehow staring at these tiny pieces felt damn weird in my eyes, as they reflected the light from the ceiling lamps straight into my eyes. The contrast provided by the tiny slits wasn't much compared to the shiny, reflecting material. And thanks to the already installed bits, they were also in challenging locations. Despite that all these twelve bits went in that quickly, which was pretty amazing.

The final stage of assembly

I really was concerned about the attachment phase, mostly because I hadn't got the pylons attached properly despite my heavy effots. Then I was concerned about the possibility that I had, after all, stressed the pieces too much...

"Who dares, wins", they say. The first solar collector panel went on to the pylon just like that. So did the second one, but accidentally at a 90 degree angle, a fact that I geniously* realized only after I had bent all the attachment pieces. Luckily these bits were of an easy shape and I managed to unbend all the connectors back straight with the gentle help of my x-acto knife. Reattaching the piece was just as easy this time and got just as tightly shut as before. No, I didn't manage to build this one without a single misaligned subassembly, either... sigh :)
*)I was recovering from a midday migraine and still wasn't nearly up to my normal mental capacity at seven in the evening


The wing attachment was sealed (or decorated) with hex pieces. They were installed with even more ease than the panels themselves. It did look like a proper TIE Fighter. A shame that the claws weren't as tightly attached as they required and I really had no chance to fix them anymore when I realized my problem.


As the last step in this project I bent the support stand. It also had to be attached to the bottom of the TIE and at this point I was expected to pop out two connector tongues outside from the bottom of the Command Pod. Yes, it was mentioned now and not when the whole pod was still open and more than easily manipulated. Because why not?

This time I was fortunate and my pointy-ended pliers just barely fit inside from the viewport and were narrow enough to be used to press out these very aerodynamically flush pieces just enough that I could bend them open from the outside. I was pretty close to start swearing like a drunk pirate.

In the end it was just a tiny speedbump, the result was that my legendary TIE Fighter stayed in form and looked like it was always meant to look like. At long last!


12.4.16

Thoughts: Fallout 4

Fallout 4 vanilla

After almost two hundred hours (active playing time was about: 0,75*190h=142,5h) I put the latest Fallout on the dock. I'd continue with the DLCs whenever there was something and after I had taken a break in general. I did manage to see all the endings and to open all but one ("Benevolent Leader", that required at least Charisma 6 + 2 perks) of the fifty achievements of the base game. To get that I'd need to level up six times, but we'll see if I ever feel like that.


In case someone reads this and is afraid of spoilers, I'm already warning. I'm going to ramble on based on my playthrough experiences. I'm also sorry in advance if this is a bit of a strage read, but I typed this up later afterwards, not live.

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6.4.16

The TIE assembly, pt I

Humble beginnings

My TIE Fighter construction project started with the wing pylons. The fact that I had to, once again, roll up a flat piece of metal did cause some head-scratching. The biggest issue was, however, with the insanely tiny claw-like bits that were to be assembled and attached to the ends of the pylons.



In addition to being tiny they also were to be attached into tightly confined spaces with little room to maneuver in. After a bunch of tightening attempts I still didn't get them sit as tight as I wanted them to be (and I didn't want to break them with more force), but I hoped that they'd be pressed tightly enough against the cockpit later on. That's what I assumed that the designer had planned.

The cockpit

Turning a flat piece of metal to recreate the legendary ball-shaped frame of the TIE series did sound a bit counterintuitive. Especially when you remember how easy it was to fold cylinders, or Emperor forgive, funnels... So I started with pretty mildly bent edges that I could tighten up later on. It'd be much easier to bend them more than unbend and straighten them out.



After getting my first odd edges I proceeded to the next phase: attaching the wing pylons. I really don't know what I did so very wrong, but despite many very serious attempts I just couldn't connect both the top and bottom "tongues" into the holes of the cockpit. This was ridiculous.


At this point I'll mention that I got pretty fed up and ignored this build for over a week. After returning to the project I couldn't attach them properly because the other end was always half a millimetre off, no matter how I bent this and that. Thanks to the efforts I did get one of the claws broken off, though!

An iconic viewport

One of the important and instantly recognizeable features of the TIE series units was the gorgeous canopy / window setup. Building that was an adventure, in a way. Somehow forcing the eight-slice flat circle into a three-dimensional "cup" did feel wrong (I was naturally afraid of breaking that), but the whole setup settled in surprisingly well. After a sick amount of bending, twisting, pressing and swearing I got the canopy subassembly attached to the front of the cockpit unit. With that the cockpit module also found its own shape and started slowly looking a bit like the real thing.



Engineering

On the opposite side I built the rear bit, which included the Twin Ion Engines. First I had to fold a couple of tipless funnels and the smaller one had to be installed inside the bigger one, very entertainingly, inversedly. That was to make it a bit more difficult to align. But still, it worked out pretty nicely after a bit of twisting. Lastly this odd shape had to be attached to the ring, which was confusingly easy to do.



The most difficult part was to come. In a way attaching the viewport was easy, as the whole cockpit was at worst 50% closed and there was plenty of space to maneuvre and fiddle around. As the rear piece sealed the whole sphere the situation was completely opposite. I couldn't poke from the other side anymore and the cockpit itself was much, much less flexible. Now I had to fight both the eight-connector piece and the cockpit itself. After a few sweaty (and sweary) minutes I had the ball sealed.


At this point I had to start thinking if I was going to cheat with superglue or if I'd leave the wing pylons half-attached into the frame itself. Even with my final attempts I just could not get the pylons forced in, not even remotely. My tiny brain just couldn't understand any of this.